What? No McLovin?
We understand that the Academy Awards are auspicious and storied and all, which is why we're especially keen on this trio, among the Oscar presenters announced this morning: Jonah Hill, Seth Rogan and Dwayne Johnson. The Rock! The Rock!!
Miley Cyrus slipped in somehow (or was it her poptart alter ego?), alongside all last year's best actor winners (Forest Whitaker, Helen Mirren, et al) and glam A-listers Tom Hanks, Denzel Washington, George Clooney, Hilary Swank and auteur/PSA star Martin Scorsese.
Jon Stewart is officially locked, bringing along what he's often described as his Harvard white guy writer posse, as are Bruce Vilanch and three other longtime Oscar vets. Awkward intros are assured!
If this still doesn't scratch your itch, check here for everything-about-Oscar (plus, two, TWO more video blogs from Sid Ganis).