Bloody full weekend

Grammy darling Michael Buble is charming the pants off the "Today Show" chicks, Nicolas Cage's moussed page boy is only a few hours from hitting the multiplex, and cry baby Kanye has ended the VMA boycott that no one noticed.

Busy, busy day.

Perhaps the best of the best? The Los Angeles County Fair opens with the promise of a month's worth of greasy-good heart-stopping delicacies in close proximity to livestock and carnies. Doesn't sound appetizing? Here's something to change your minds. Three words, my friends -- deep-fried Spam. With pineapple. Could there be anything better than this? Answer: Yes. There's deep-fried White Castles. We kid you not.

Understand that we'll be preoccupied today with food on a stick, but we'll try to stay focused.

There's only one wide-release movie, Cage's "Bangkok Dangerous," and since it wasn't screened for critics, Rotten Tomatoes basically reviewed the Oscar-winning star's hairdo. They don't seem too hopeful about the movie itself, despite the phenomenal Pang brothers taking charge of their own remake. Regardless, we're eyeing the 4:30 matinee.

It may be a much hotter weekend for TV, with Sunday's packed lineup of the VMAs, the new season of Emmy-nominated "Entourage" and the premiere of "True Blood." See the adorable vampire/waitress couple pictured here at the "True Blood" premiere last night in Hollywood. And check the after party decor. Who knew Satan was a Belvedere fan? Make his a double!

Reviews are middling for the small-town Louisiana-set drama, with the New York Times saying that creator, Oscar and Emmy winner Alan Ball, has turned the romance novel source material into "an R-rated melodrama puffed up with erotic tension and campy gore."

Don't care. Still watching.

Between trips to the Pomona Fairplex, looks like it's shaping up to be a pretty full weekend. Dig in!