Penelope Cruz needs smelling salts

"Has anyone ever fainted up here before?"

We'd have to research that one, Penelope Cruz, but we think that would've made the top 10 Oscar trivia lists, and there'd be video if it happened since the advent of the YouTubes.

So the new way of presenting awards, if they're all to happen the way best supporting actress did, was more meaningful, or maybe the script was just better. But having previous winners like Whoopi Goldberg and Goldie Hawn made this come alive.

Congrats, Penelope, the first win of the night, and let's hope this means we're on a roll.