Is it just us, or has Gil Cates started to sound a little looney, like the awards-show-producer version of Tom Cruise in the recently-released, voraciously-viewed Scientology video clips? And by that we mean, gee, Gil, get ahold of yourself.
Since he's under duress, perhaps we shouldn't be so unkind. You decide. Here's what he said in an L.A. Times story from Saturday (we'll use the quotes in order, which makes the poor guy sound progressively battier as the story reads along). Topic, of course, was the fate of the Academy Awards telecast as the WGA strike continues, no waiver's in sight and stars threaten to boycott.
"There are enough clips in 80 years of Oscar history to make up a very entertaining show. We'd have a lot of people on stage."
Like who? Cates wouldn't be specific, but we wonder if he was talking about a bunch of those laugh-a-minute Price Waterhouse goons. Can't wait for that.
After insisting that there will be a red carpet:
"I just hope that the actors are there. I pray that the actors are there. I'm planning that the actors are there."
Wow.
And finally, the kicker:
"It's a big moment for the town. The granddaddy of all the shows...The strike could be settled by then. Who knows?...Four weeks is a long way off."
The Times didn't fill in the little lapses in that particular speech -- maybe he was mopping up the flop sweat or doing some Stuart Smalley-style daily affirmations. Deep breaths, Gil, calm cool ocean.